statesofmate said: Write a one sentence love story between two inanimate objects. Bonus points if they engage in coitus.

chuckpalahniuk:

I’m not your bitch.  You write it.  

hitrecord:

“Floating Away”

sixpenceee:

signifi-cunt:

sixpenceee:

A compilation of Edward Gorey and his rather gothic poems and illustrations. 

Check out his dark children alaphabet illustrations

Well that was disturbing in a nice way

like the darker more twisted version of Shel Silverstein 

sixpenceee:

here’s something to lighten up your mood !

sixpenceee:

here’s something to lighten up your mood !

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

(Source: forkanna)

coketalk:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.

"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

artsy-fallen-angel:

deanslaughter:

thatfunnyblog:

THIS IS A THING THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED YOU GUYS I CAN’T

Lucifer likes reading.

SATAN LIKE THE FAULT IN OUR STARS PASS IT ON

Of course he does, have you even read the book

(Source: sherlockspanda)

thisisnojay:

wandering with two destinations, vol. 8

thisisnojay:

wandering with two destinations, vol. 8

Westboro Babtist Church believes Misha Collins is the Antichrist.

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(Source: tallblondeviking)